yelling “pass the blunt” when ur friend is on the phone with their mom bc u are a riot and everyone loves u
you havent seen anger until youve seen me being forced to write mrs bieber on a cup for some white girl ordering a vanilla bean frap i hate my job
i watch netflix with subtitles on most of the time and i think it’s trained me to look slightly below someone’s face when they’re talking to me.
imagine my surprise when i foudn out gentlemen’s clubs were not places 2 discuss beard grooming techniques and monocles
when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it
You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough
oh my god you can
ok ok this is really weird but someone liked a reply post i made a few weeks ago regarding that first babe cranston dream post like tWO SECONDS BEFORE I MADE MY PREVIOUS POST ABOUT IT I AM GOING MAD
i had another really lame babe cranston dream last night that i want to share but every member of my family is coming in or out of the kitchen right now and i don’t want them to look at a big old story i’m typing
this one time in art class we were painting and my teacher was like
"hannah take off your jacket id hate for you to get paint on your led zeppelin sweater"
and i was just like